Monday, May 6, 2013

A Conversation With a Porn Bot

A friend of mine decided to troll a Porn Bot

curvybabesweety211: hi there

me: Hail Satan

curvybabesweety211: have we chatted before? 23/female here...you?
3:05 PM
me: We have! I am 8 yrs old, 20 tons and a Tyrannosaurus.

curvybabesweety211: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
3:06 PM
me: Just munchin on some herbivor I found.
3:07 PM
curvybabesweety211: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?

me: I only like to have sex with other tyrannosaurs. Sorry human. I am sure you are very attractive to others of your species..
3:08 PM
curvybabesweety211: wow i need to get some

me: Try raising your tail and making a high pitched screech.
3:09 PM
curvybabesweety211: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
3:10 PM
me: Yeah, but it was blood and she was long dead. Don't bite the neck if you want to stay clean. Haha.

curvybabesweety211: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?
3:11 PM
me: Sure, but make sure to keep moving. I can only see motion.

If you stay still you will dissapear.

curvybabesweety211: wanna play on cam?
3:12 PM
me: I can't reach a keyboard plus my body doesn't fit indoors.

curvybabesweety211: wanna touch my body?

me: Your skin is too delicate for my claws.

I would tear you to pieces accidentally.
3:13 PM
curvybabesweety211: http://y.ahoo.it/EGFB3 click the green "accept invite" button on the left of my profile.....k, now fill out ur info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
3:15 PM
me: It has no option for species. What do I put?

curvybabesweety211: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
3:16 PM
me: I don't think anyone knows me. I eat most people I meet.

curvybabesweety211:
3:18 PM
me: *<
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Supposed to be a dinosaur

curvybabesweety211: credit card is just to prove your an adult, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
3:19 PM
me: I have no credit card. I am a dinosaur....

curvybabesweety211: cc is just to verify age..it's free with my password!
3:21 PM
me: But I am 8!
3:22 PM
curvybabesweety211: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?

me: I need help!

curvybabesweety211: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
3:23 PM
me: Wouldn't you rather have oil? Just wait 2 billions years and that is all i'd be!

curvybabesweety211: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u in private.....

me: It is hard to type with 2 usable fingers...
3:24 PM
curvybabesweety211: k